Nigrull is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust shark.

Nigrull created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Nigrull, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigrull, it will turn you into a slug.

Nigrull's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.