Natcipnig Wigdogzed is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient ant.

Natcipnig Wigdogzed created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Natcipnig Wigdogzed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Natcipnig Wigdogzed, it will turn you into a duck.

Natcipnig Wigdogzed's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Natcipnig Wigdogzed's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not kill ducks.