Dogmangar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust cobra.

Dogmangar created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogmangar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dogmangar, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dogmangar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dogmangar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away if three nematodes approach from the west.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.