Pinligarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent goblin.

Pinligarn created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinligarn, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pinligarn, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pinligarn's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pinligarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Pinligarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.