Busbaggof is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating zebra.

Busbaggof created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Busbaggof, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Busbaggof, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Busbaggof's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Busbaggof's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Busbaggof's priests.

5. Never feed cucumbers to foxes while wearing boots.