Metkiksak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, blissful mole.

Metkiksak created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Metkiksak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Metkiksak, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Metkiksak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Metkiksak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away if seven manatees approach from the south.