Jiptettiart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak hyena.

Jiptettiart created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiptettiart, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jiptettiart, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jiptettiart's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Jiptettiart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Put Jiptettiart first in all things.

3. Hide if seven pigs approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.