Tunhunfad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful horse.

Tunhunfad created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Tunhunfad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tunhunfad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tunhunfad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tunhunfad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Run away from white porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing orange skirts.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.