Armsognurltal is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful snake.

Armsognurltal created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armsognurltal, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Armsognurltal, it will laugh at you.

Armsognurltal's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Armsognurltal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look in ponds.