Rilloopfid is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, boastful
jackal.
Rilloopfid created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rilloopfid, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rilloopfid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Rilloopfid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Rilloopfid's Holy Commandments1. Never think about chromosomes.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not eat carrots.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Respect your elders.