Rilloopfid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, boastful jackal.

Rilloopfid created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilloopfid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilloopfid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rilloopfid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rilloopfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Respect your elders.