Lipvondincim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, resourceful slug.

Lipvondincim created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipvondincim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lipvondincim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lipvondincim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lipvondincim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lipvondincim eight times a day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.