Nadbapyok is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, wise fairy.

Nadbapyok created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Nadbapyok, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nadbapyok, he will not care at all.

Nadbapyok's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nadbapyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Nadbapyok must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the north.

5. Never hop in holy places.