Nurlyarlwap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable coyote.

Nurlyarlwap created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlyarlwap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlyarlwap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nurlyarlwap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nurlyarlwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to bats while wearing yellow boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.