Cibtagbug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying bird.

Cibtagbug created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibtagbug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cibtagbug, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cibtagbug's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cibtagbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your back brown.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.