Larnbugdab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring dingo.

Larnbugdab created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbugdab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larnbugdab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Larnbugdab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Larnbugdab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Larnbugdab on top of all buildings.

2. Run away from yellow monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never hop in the presence of dolphins.