Litarncit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest sheep.

Litarncit created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litarncit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litarncit, she will turn you into a plant.

Litarncit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Litarncit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litarncit.

3. Litarncit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat grapes.