Parkpasjoprutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy jellyfish.

Parkpasjoprutt created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkpasjoprutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Parkpasjoprutt, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Parkpasjoprutt's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Parkpasjoprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing white skirts.

3. Never think about special relativity near tapirs while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Hide if nine cats approach from the west.