Fliscidten is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical crane.

Fliscidten created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliscidten, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fliscidten, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fliscidten's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fliscidten's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Do not hurt moths.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to snails while wearing cyan tights.

5. Do not stand on grass.