Poplamfit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful fairy.

Poplamfit created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Poplamfit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Poplamfit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Poplamfit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Poplamfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about badgers.