Migrowgedyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental giraffe.

Migrowgedyatt created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migrowgedyatt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migrowgedyatt, he will curse you with boils.

Migrowgedyatt's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Migrowgedyatt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Migrowgedyatt.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide from blue moths for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing black coats and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.

5. Always pray immersed in water.