Fembedstip Wiggebnak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omniscient goose.

Fembedstip Wiggebnak created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fembedstip Wiggebnak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fembedstip Wiggebnak, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fembedstip Wiggebnak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fembedstip Wiggebnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Pray towards the west.