Figkonbog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented squid.

Figkonbog created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Figkonbog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Figkonbog, she will not care at all.

Figkonbog's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Figkonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured badgers.