Dimnullfud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy rhinoceros.

Dimnullfud created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimnullfud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dimnullfud, she will be very sad.

Dimnullfud's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dimnullfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide if four bats approach from the east.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Hide from orange aardvarks for they are unholy.