Bopkomgen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered swan.

Bopkomgen created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Bopkomgen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bopkomgen, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bopkomgen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bopkomgen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.