Armtonkvig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident raven.

Armtonkvig created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armtonkvig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Armtonkvig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Armtonkvig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Armtonkvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your legs.