Genflyfud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient tapir.

Genflyfud created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Genflyfud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Genflyfud, he will turn you into a sheep.

Genflyfud's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Genflyfud's Holy Commandments

1. Genflyfud loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Genflyfud in the centre of the settlement.