Bestgadhun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, prudent snake.

Bestgadhun created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestgadhun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestgadhun, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bestgadhun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bestgadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing blue skirts and balancing four silver spheres on your arms.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Bestgadhun on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat aubergines.