Fodwathug is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless dragon.

Fodwathug created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Fodwathug, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fodwathug, it will turn you into a rock.

Fodwathug's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fodwathug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing mauve jumpers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hide from white birds for they are unholy.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Always stare at clouds.