Flybessbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable crane.

Flybessbonk created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flybessbonk, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flybessbonk, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flybessbonk's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Flybessbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven goats approach from the north.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Put Flybessbonk first in all things.

5. Do not speak about bread.