Stanfubcip is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical chicken.

Stanfubcip created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanfubcip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stanfubcip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stanfubcip's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Stanfubcip's Holy Commandments

1. Stanfubcip loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.