Vogbudhab Gonlabgun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered finch.

Vogbudhab Gonlabgun created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbudhab Gonlabgun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vogbudhab Gonlabgun, she will remove you from existence.

Vogbudhab Gonlabgun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vogbudhab Gonlabgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Vogbudhab Gonlabgun loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide if four ants approach from the north.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.