Bimbomdam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing crocodile.

Bimbomdam created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbomdam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bimbomdam, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bimbomdam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bimbomdam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Bimbomdam's priests.

5. Never eat grapes.