Dumsigwap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omniscient clam.

Dumsigwap created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumsigwap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dumsigwap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dumsigwap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dumsigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumsigwap.