Binsomyik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful gorilla.

Binsomyik created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binsomyik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Binsomyik, it will laugh at you.

Binsomyik's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Binsomyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing indigo corsets and balancing three nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Do not drink alcohol.