Nillegtof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous centipede.

Nillegtof created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillegtof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nillegtof, it will not care at all.

Nillegtof's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nillegtof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five monkeys approach from the east.

2. Nillegtof must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Nillegtof loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. You must pray to Nillegtof eight times a day.