Ranbiglag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic skunk.

Ranbiglag created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbiglag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ranbiglag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ranbiglag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ranbiglag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ranbiglag.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing fawn tights.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not speak about limes.