Pangflignarcar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful centaur.

Pangflignarcar created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangflignarcar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pangflignarcar, it will turn you into a mole.

Pangflignarcar's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pangflignarcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Pangflignarcar loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near whales while wearing purple hats and balancing seven tin spheres on your legs.

4. Run away if three monkeys approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.