Wigkinfad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, slow fish.

Wigkinfad created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigkinfad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wigkinfad, it will turn you into a duck.

Wigkinfad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wigkinfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not take Wigkinfad's name in vain.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.