Vabsidrotbam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented hare.

Vabsidrotbam created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vabsidrotbam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vabsidrotbam, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Vabsidrotbam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Vabsidrotbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help otters.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the north.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to dogs while wearing orange shorts.