Pibquartcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise elephant.

Pibquartcud created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibquartcud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pibquartcud, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Pibquartcud's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pibquartcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to squirrels while wearing jumpers.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Do not kill mice.