Flytofdub Danfedciss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak fairy.

Flytofdub Danfedciss created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Flytofdub Danfedciss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flytofdub Danfedciss, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Flytofdub Danfedciss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flytofdub Danfedciss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Never write about enzymes.