Tailtaptab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unfair wasp.

Tailtaptab created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailtaptab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tailtaptab, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tailtaptab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tailtaptab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Tailtaptab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Tailtaptab loves horses, so they must be respected.