Limrillsid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing newt.

Limrillsid created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limrillsid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Limrillsid, he will strike you with lightening.

Limrillsid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Limrillsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never hop in holy places.