Wikbidfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating rhinoceros.

Wikbidfun created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikbidfun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wikbidfun, it will turn you into a snail.

Wikbidfun's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wikbidfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wikbidfun's priests.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed lots of apples to sheep while wearing green boots.