Dingepdutzog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful fish.

Dingepdutzog created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dingepdutzog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dingepdutzog, she will curse you with boils.

Dingepdutzog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dingepdutzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

4. Hide if seven bats approach from the south.

5. Never eat bark.