Pongarnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish human.

Pongarnarl created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pongarnarl, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pongarnarl, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pongarnarl's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pongarnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Worship no other gods but Pongarnarl.

3. Never feed gooseberries to bats while wearing violet skirts.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.