Tamnillvig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful armadillo.

Tamnillvig created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tamnillvig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamnillvig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tamnillvig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tamnillvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to foxes while wearing white rings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Tamnillvig.