Bagzancad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful jellyfish.

Bagzancad created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bagzancad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bagzancad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bagzancad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bagzancad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Never feed lots of melons to otters while wearing brown boots.