Wonbonsat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish hydra.

Wonbonsat created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbonsat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wonbonsat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wonbonsat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wonbonsat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wonbonsat on top of all buildings.