Gepsatgat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented bat.

Gepsatgat created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsatgat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gepsatgat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gepsatgat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gepsatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must never eat aubergines.